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10 Funny Things Nigerian Parents Do That Deserve an Award 😂🇳🇬
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The Silent Rescue: A dog pulled his owner out of a fire, saving his life—when asked why he risked it, the owner said, “He would’ve done the same.”
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103 days ago1. They Knock Like Police 🚪👊
No gentle knock. Just 3 aggressive gbosaaa! And if you don’t open fast:
> “So I’m now knocking like your mate?”
2. They’ll Call You From Upstairs to Pick Remote 📺
Remote is on the chair beside them. You’re upstairs in the shower.
> “I didn’t give birth to you for decoration.”
3. They’ll Greet Phone Callers for 30 Minutes 🤝📞
“Hello! Ahhh, Mummy Kemi! How is your daughter? Your cousin? Your neighbour’s dog?”
Meanwhile, you just asked to use the phone real quick.
4. They Mute the TV to Hear a Text Message 🔇📲
Message: “OK.”
Mummy: “Let me read it well, I don't trust this MTN.”
5. They Believe Anything Is From the Devil 😈
Headache? Devil.
Hungry? Devil.
TikTok? “That’s how they initiate people into Illuminati.”
6. They Threaten to Change Wi-Fi Password Like It's their soul 🌐🔒
“You didn’t wash plates? No more Wi-Fi for you till further notice.”
7. They Say “I’m Coming” and Disappear for 5 Hours 🚶♂️
They dressed up. Wore shoes. Even locked the door.
But 5 hours later:
> “Something held me.”
8. They Believe Dreams Are Always a Warning 🌙
You saw yam in your dream?
> “You need deliverance.”
You saw fish?
“That’s marine spirit.”
9. They Don’t Believe in Cold 🧊🤧
“I’m not sick, it’s just catarrh.”
But nose is blocked, throat is dry, eyes are red. 😂
10. They Call Every Channel "DSTV" Even If It's Netflix 📺
"Put it on that your DSTV."
"Mummy this is YouTube!"
"Everything is DSTV joor."
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🤣 Tag your siblings and parents!
Which one made you laugh the most?