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😂 10 Funny Ways Broke Students Survive in School

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    Being a broke student in Nigeria is another level of creativity 🤣. Here are the survival hacks we’ve all used:

     

    1. Garri University 🥣 – Morning, afternoon, night = garri + groundnut.

     

    2. Borrow borrow lifestyle 🙌 – “Guy, abeg borrow me ₦200, I go pay you next week.” (Next week never dey come 😭).

     

    3. Roommate provisions 🤐 – Opening indomie carton that is not yours… but just “small sachet oil.”

     

    4. Campus love strategy 💕 – Some people date only for free food & airtime 😂.

     

    5. Free WiFi hunting 📶 – Sitting in front of faculty, pretending to read, but actually downloading movies.

     

    6. Clothes recycling 👕 – Wearing the same jeans 4 times in a week, but styling it differently.

     

    7. Transport avoidance 🚶 – Trekking from hostel to lecture hall because “no transport fare.”

     

    8. Party pikin 🍗 – Attending birthdays uninvited, just to chop rice & chicken.

     

    9. Prayer for miracle alert 📲 – Opening bank app 10 times a day, hoping ₦500 will just appear.

     

    10. Sharp hustles 💼 – From selling notes to reselling data, students will always find a way.

     

    👉 Which one

    have you done before 

     

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