Exam week in Nigerian universities is not for the weak.
Even the most unserious student go suddenly turn to pastor + night crawler 😭
Here are 10 things every Nigerian student has done (don’t lie):
1. **Whisper “God abeg” before opening the question paper**
Even atheists dey believe during exams 😩
2. **Drink 3 sachets of coffee like say you be Yahoo boy**
No sleep, no peace, just caffeine and confusion.
3. **Join group reading by 11pm, sleep off by 11:20pm**
You go wake up with book as pillow 😭
4. **Scroll TikTok for 1 hour to "rest your brain"**
Then remember say exam dey 7am.
5. **Carry expo to exam hall like James Bond**
Under shoe, inside cap, even in bra (shoutout to the babes 😂)
6. **Write “I tried” at the end of your answer sheet**
Because deep down, you know say you no try 🤧
7. **Cram past question number with exact letter (e.g., 1.A, 2.C, 3.D)**
Omo if dem twist question, e go be like heartbreak.
8. **Greet invigilator like say you be chairman**
“Good morning sir, you’re looking good o…”
Just to reduce monitoring 😂
9. **Pray for “let my village people sleep today”**
Because you believe the F is spiritual 😂
10. **Forget biro, ID card or even course code**
Your village people no dey rest.
💬 Tag your exam partner in crime!
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105 days agoExam week in Nigerian universities is not for the weak.
Even the most unserious student go suddenly turn to pastor + night crawler 😭
Here are 10 things every Nigerian student has done (don’t lie):
1. **Whisper “God abeg” before opening the question paper**
Even atheists dey believe during exams 😩
2. **Drink 3 sachets of coffee like say you be Yahoo boy**
No sleep, no peace, just caffeine and confusion.
3. **Join group reading by 11pm, sleep off by 11:20pm**
You go wake up with book as pillow 😭
4. **Scroll TikTok for 1 hour to "rest your brain"**
Then remember say exam dey 7am.
5. **Carry expo to exam hall like James Bond**
Under shoe, inside cap, even in bra (shoutout to the babes 😂)
6. **Write “I tried” at the end of your answer sheet**
Because deep down, you know say you no try 🤧
7. **Cram past question number with exact letter (e.g., 1.A, 2.C, 3.D)**
Omo if dem twist question, e go be like heartbreak.
8. **Greet invigilator like say you be chairman**
“Good morning sir, you’re looking good o…”
Just to reduce monitoring 😂
9. **Pray for “let my village people sleep today”**
Because you believe the F is spiritual 😂
10. **Forget biro, ID card or even course code**
Your village people no dey rest.
💬 Tag your exam partner in crime!
Follow **@MigzyOnline** for more school life cruise + motivational heat 🔥
#NigerianStudents #CampusLife #FunnyReality #Lifestyle