1. They’ll start calling you “my king” or “my queen” after 3 chats.
📱 Even if they just met you on Facebook 2 hours ago.
2. They’ll post your hand or shadow on their WhatsApp story.
🫣 “Soft reveal” is now a relationship step!
3. They’ll start replying “baby” before they even know your real name.
You: “My name is Tolu.”
Them: “Aww baby that name is sweet o 😍”
4. They suddenly start using pet names like “sweetie sugar plum vanilla pie.”
Nobody even knows what it means, but it sounds romantic 😂
5. They’ll say “I don’t usually do this”... but they’ve done it 7 times before.
Classic Nigerian flirting line 💀
6. They’ll turn love into prayer points.
“God said you're my wife.”
Me: “But I didn’t get the same message o.”
7. They send you love quotes every morning—copied straight from Google or TikTok.
📨 “Good morning sunshine 🌞 you’re the reason I smile.”
8. They’ll ask for your birthday and say,
“We’re so compatible, I checked our zodiac signs.”
Even though they don’t believe in astrology 🤣
9. When they love you, they’ll introduce you as “my person” to all their friends.
But those friends already know 3 other “persons.”
10. Break up never means break up.
They’ll still text you “have you eaten?” after blocking you yesterday.
---
❤️ Love is sweet—especially Nigerian love!
Which one made you laugh the most? Drop yours too!
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108 days ago1. They’ll start calling you “my king” or “my queen” after 3 chats.
📱 Even if they just met you on Facebook 2 hours ago.
2. They’ll post your hand or shadow on their WhatsApp story.
🫣 “Soft reveal” is now a relationship step!
3. They’ll start replying “baby” before they even know your real name.
You: “My name is Tolu.”
Them: “Aww baby that name is sweet o 😍”
4. They suddenly start using pet names like “sweetie sugar plum vanilla pie.”
Nobody even knows what it means, but it sounds romantic 😂
5. They’ll say “I don’t usually do this”... but they’ve done it 7 times before.
Classic Nigerian flirting line 💀
6. They’ll turn love into prayer points.
“God said you're my wife.”
Me: “But I didn’t get the same message o.”
7. They send you love quotes every morning—copied straight from Google or TikTok.
📨 “Good morning sunshine 🌞 you’re the reason I smile.”
8. They’ll ask for your birthday and say,
“We’re so compatible, I checked our zodiac signs.”
Even though they don’t believe in astrology 🤣
9. When they love you, they’ll introduce you as “my person” to all their friends.
But those friends already know 3 other “persons.”
10. Break up never means break up.
They’ll still text you “have you eaten?” after blocking you yesterday.
---
❤️ Love is sweet—especially Nigerian love!
Which one made you laugh the most? Drop yours too!
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