## ✨ THREAD: “If you grew up in Nigeria, you must have experienced at least 3 of these 😂🇳🇬”
1. When NEPA takes light in the middle of a football match ⚽📺 → And everybody shouts “UP NEPA!” when it comes back.
2. When your mama shouts your name from the kitchen... → You run there fast thinking it’s urgent, only to hear: *“Come and pass me that spoon”* 🍲😭.
3. The way Nigerian dads open and close the fridge like they’re paying PHCN bill with their sweat 😅.
4. Entering exam hall and seeing people praying, some crying, some reading, some just staring into space 📚✍️.
5. “Hold your change, I’ll give you tomorrow” — famous last words of Nigerian bus conductors 🚌💸.
6. Buying gala + La Casera at traffic, and the gala is always warm like it has been to hell and back 😂🔥.
7. That moment when your bank app says *“Transaction failed”* but the money still disappears 🏦😩.
8. Using fan to “push” generator smoke outside so you won’t choke 💨🤣.
9. Church testimonies that start with *“The devil thought he had me but God passed the devil”* 🙏🔥.
10. Eating jollof rice at parties with meat so small you need magnifying glass to confirm it’s goat meat 🥩😂.
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51 days ago## ✨ THREAD: “If you grew up in Nigeria, you must have experienced at least 3 of these 😂🇳🇬”
1. When NEPA takes light in the middle of a football match ⚽📺
→ And everybody shouts “UP NEPA!” when it comes back.
2. When your mama shouts your name from the kitchen...
→ You run there fast thinking it’s urgent, only to hear: *“Come and pass me that spoon”* 🍲😭.
3. The way Nigerian dads open and close the fridge like they’re paying PHCN bill with their sweat 😅.
4. Entering exam hall and seeing people praying, some crying, some reading, some just staring into space 📚✍️.
5. “Hold your change, I’ll give you tomorrow” — famous last words of Nigerian bus conductors 🚌💸.
6. Buying gala + La Casera at traffic, and the gala is always warm like it has been to hell and back 😂🔥.
7. That moment when your bank app says *“Transaction failed”* but the money still disappears 🏦😩.
8. Using fan to “push” generator smoke outside so you won’t choke 💨🤣.
9. Church testimonies that start with *“The devil thought he had me but God passed the devil”* 🙏🔥.
10. Eating jollof rice at parties with meat so small you need magnifying glass to confirm it’s goat meat 🥩😂.