Sweet voice today… slap tomorrow 😭
If your mum said any of these, you already know wahala 👇
1. “Do you want me to beat you?”
(As if “No” ever saved anybody) 😩
2. “So if your friend jumps inside well, you’ll follow?” 🕳️
3. “It’s not me you’re doing, it’s yourself.” 😐
4. “You think you’re doing me?”
(Spoiler: she will do you back) 😭
5. “Better cry well so I can beat you properly.” 👋
6. “When I finish with you, even your shadow will not recognize you.” 😵💫
7. “Go and bring my belt.”
(The real national anthem) 🥲
8. “I did not ....... my mother, you will not ....... me.” ⚔️
9. “Is it your own hunger?”
(When you say you’re hungry) 🍽️
10. “You’ll understand when you have your own children.” 👶
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Nigerian mums will humble you, inspire you, and finish you — all in one sentence 😭
🔁 RT if number 7 still gives you flashbacks 😩
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103 days agoSweet voice today… slap tomorrow 😭
If your mum said any of these, you already know wahala 👇
1. “Do you want me to beat you?”
(As if “No” ever saved anybody) 😩
2. “So if your friend jumps inside well, you’ll follow?” 🕳️
3. “It’s not me you’re doing, it’s yourself.” 😐
4. “You think you’re doing me?”
(Spoiler: she will do you back) 😭
5. “Better cry well so I can beat you properly.” 👋
6. “When I finish with you, even your shadow will not recognize you.” 😵💫
7. “Go and bring my belt.”
(The real national anthem) 🥲
8. “I did not ....... my mother, you will not ....... me.” ⚔️
9. “Is it your own hunger?”
(When you say you’re hungry) 🍽️
10. “You’ll understand when you have your own children.” 👶
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Nigerian mums will humble you, inspire you, and finish you — all in one sentence 😭
🔁 RT if number 7 still gives you flashbacks 😩
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