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10 Types of Lovers You’ll Definitely Meet in School (and Regret Some).😂💔🧵
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11 hrs agoSchool is not just about books — it’s a full-blown relationship battlefield.💀
Here are **10 types of lovers** you’ll meet as a student (whether you like it or not).🧵
1. **The "We Die Here" Lover**
They start calling you “mine” after 2 weeks.
Already planning wedding in their diary.
Meanwhile, they’ve dated 5 people in 2 semesters.😭
2. **The Borrower-in-Chief**
“Baby, can I use your charger?”
Next thing — your hoodie, your note, your ATM card gone.
They even borrow your peace of mind.😂
3. **The Oversabi Relationship Guru**
Always giving others love advice, but their own love life is on fire.🔥
“Communication is key” — yet they block you at every small issue.
4. **The Public Display Addict**
Always holding hands, kissing in front of faculty.
They love attention more than you.
They break up today, make up tomorrow — and post it live on status.📸
5. **The Exam Period Lover**
They only remember you when test is coming.
“Babe, let’s read together 🥺”
Once results are out, they ghost you like NEPA.⚡
6. **The One with 7 Campuses**
You think you’re the only one?
They're dating someone in every faculty.
Loyalty? Only to rice and beans in the cafeteria.🥲
7. **The “Prayer Partner” Turned Lover**
It started with “Let’s pray together.”
Next thing — “I saw you in my dream as my spouse.”
Holy ghost fire or holy ghost love? You decide.⛪💘
8. **The Display Picture Warrior**
They’ll post your pic and say “My World ❤️”
But their DM is full of “Hey beautiful” and “WYD?”
Clout over commitment.💔
9. **The Heartbreaker**
They know how to love, but better at serving breakfast.
You gave them your heart; they used it for assignment cover page.📝
10. **The Real One (Rare Edition)**
Loyal, mature, helpful, and focused.
You’ll grow together, cry together, pass together.
If you find this one — protect them like project laptop.💯
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💬 Which one have you experienced before?
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