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10 Unwritten Rules Every Nigerian Child Knew 🧠🇳🇬

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    No one taught you these —

    But you just knew them like they were part of your DNA 👇

     

    1. Don’t ever collect change and forget to return it 💸

     

     

    2. Never enter your parents’ room without knocking (even if it’s open) 🚪

     

     

    3. When visitors come: disappear or start washing plates 🧼

     

     

    4. Don’t talk when adults are talking — or your mouth will hear it 👂

     

     

    5. You must greet every adult like they’re your CEO 🙇

     

     

    6. Once NEPA takes light, shout and sit still like a statue 🔌

     

     

    7. If your parent says “I’m coming” — you’re waiting for hours 🕒

     

     

    8. Always deny crying: “I’m not crying!” with tears in your eyes 😭

     

     

    9. If you hear “go and bring my belt”... start praying in tongues 🙏

     

     

    10. Your report card determines if there will be Christmas or not 📉🎄

     

     

     

     

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    Growing up Nigerian wasn’t easy…

    But it gave us stories, strength, and sarcasm 😂

     

    🔁 RT if your childhood followed these rules word for word.

     

    #NigerianChildhood #NaijaRules #FunnyButTrue #Thread

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