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10 Unwritten Rules Every Nigerian Child Knew 🧠🇳🇬
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Oluwanifemi
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konnect cash out Every 25th of a new month
Konnect Official
31 mins ago99 -
Earn in Dollars
King
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The most expensive thing in this picture is not even the car.. oh God 💔
Mich Elle
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My mind cut, cause I think say na me dem dey find 😂
Mich Elle
51 mins ago00
Data Flexer
103 days agoNo one taught you these —
But you just knew them like they were part of your DNA 👇
1. Don’t ever collect change and forget to return it 💸
2. Never enter your parents’ room without knocking (even if it’s open) 🚪
3. When visitors come: disappear or start washing plates 🧼
4. Don’t talk when adults are talking — or your mouth will hear it 👂
5. You must greet every adult like they’re your CEO 🙇
6. Once NEPA takes light, shout and sit still like a statue 🔌
7. If your parent says “I’m coming” — you’re waiting for hours 🕒
8. Always deny crying: “I’m not crying!” with tears in your eyes 😭
9. If you hear “go and bring my belt”... start praying in tongues 🙏
10. Your report card determines if there will be Christmas or not 📉🎄
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Growing up Nigerian wasn’t easy…
But it gave us stories, strength, and sarcasm 😂
🔁 RT if your childhood followed these rules word for word.
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