Nigerians are masters of indirect insult.
Here’s how they finish you without raising their voice 👇
1. “You just dey grow, you no dey fine.” 😭
2. “Who beat you?” (just because you didn’t dress well) 👀
3. “You sure say you dey chop?” 🍲
4. “This your cloth get mind oh!” 🧥
5. “Your eye don see shege.” 👁️💀
6. “You be like who life dey beat.” 😂
7. “You carry last for fine.” 🥲
8. “I no know say you sabi suffer like this.” 😭
9. “Your destiny no dey show for face.” 😐
10. “Na your real face be this?” 😩
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Naija roasts = with a smi
le 😭🔥
Which one don hit you before?
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103 days agoNigerians are masters of indirect insult.
Here’s how they finish you without raising their voice 👇
1. “You just dey grow, you no dey fine.” 😭
2. “Who beat you?” (just because you didn’t dress well) 👀
3. “You sure say you dey chop?” 🍲
4. “This your cloth get mind oh!” 🧥
5. “Your eye don see shege.” 👁️💀
6. “You be like who life dey beat.” 😂
7. “You carry last for fine.” 🥲
8. “I no know say you sabi suffer like this.” 😭
9. “Your destiny no dey show for face.” 😐
10. “Na your real face be this?” 😩
---
Naija roasts = with a smi
le 😭🔥
Which one don hit you before?