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1. **Your account balance doesn’t respect your age**
You can be 35 and still be typing “please borrow me 2k”… money no dey look face 😭
2. **Money has mood swings**
One minute you’re balling, next minute you're pricing indomie without egg. Life no balance. 😩
3. **Your phone knows when you get alert**
That’s exactly when your village people will remember you — endless calls, "How far boss, just check on you o." 🙄
4. **Nobody asks you how you’re doing until you make money**
Make 1M and post “God did”… even your ex will comment “God is wonderful” 😭💔
5. **Broke people give the best advice**
“Invest in real estate”, “buy crypto” — my guy you dey give TED Talk but never buy common airtime 😂
💔 Money is not your mate o.
Which one pain you pass? Drop am in the comments. 😂👇
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1. **Your account balance doesn’t respect your age**
You can be 35 and still be typing “please borrow me 2k”… money no dey look face 😭
2. **Money has mood swings**
One minute you’re balling, next minute you're pricing indomie without egg. Life no balance. 😩
3. **Your phone knows when you get alert**
That’s exactly when your village people will remember you — endless calls, "How far boss, just check on you o." 🙄
4. **Nobody asks you how you’re doing until you make money**
Make 1M and post “God did”… even your ex will comment “God is wonderful” 😭💔
5. **Broke people give the best advice**
“Invest in real estate”, “buy crypto” — my guy you dey give TED Talk but never buy common airtime 😂
💔 Money is not your mate o.
Which one pain you pass? Drop am in the comments. 😂👇
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