1. You say "I'm on my way" but you're still in the shower.
You haven’t even chosen what to wear. Yet somehow… you're "5 minutes away."
2. You don’t trust light until it stays for 2 hours.
NEPA gives you power and you just stare at the bulb suspiciously 😒
3. You’ve used “I saw it in a vision” to win an argument.
Forget logic. Prophecy mode: activated.
4. You greet people by insulting them.
“See your big head!” = I missed you ❤️
5. You can turn any song into a gospel remix.
Burna Boy: "Last last..."
You: "EVERYBODY GO FOLLOW JESUS 🙌"
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Which one are you guilty
of? Be honest 😭👇
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119 days ago1. You say "I'm on my way" but you're still in the shower.
You haven’t even chosen what to wear. Yet somehow… you're "5 minutes away."
2. You don’t trust light until it stays for 2 hours.
NEPA gives you power and you just stare at the bulb suspiciously 😒
3. You’ve used “I saw it in a vision” to win an argument.
Forget logic. Prophecy mode: activated.
4. You greet people by insulting them.
“See your big head!” = I missed you ❤️
5. You can turn any song into a gospel remix.
Burna Boy: "Last last..."
You: "EVERYBODY GO FOLLOW JESUS 🙌"
---
Which one are you guilty
of? Be honest 😭👇