1. One person must be walking with Bluetooth speaker blasting *zazuu* at 6AM — is it jogging or street party? 😭
2. Aunties in full makeup and gele jogging like it's *owambe fitness edition* 💄🎉
3. That uncle jogging in jeans and slippers — bros no get gym kit but e no dey miss training 😅
4. Some people will snap 3 selfies, walk 2 steps, then go home and write:
“Just did 15km, stay motivated!” 💀
5. That mama that turns every stretch into dance — “One-two, zanku! One-two, gbese!” 🕺🏽
6. Group of uncles discussing politics while power-walking:
“Buhari time we dey jog better pass now” 😤
7. After just 5 minutes of jogging:
“Abeg water dey? I no fit shout” 🥵
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105 days ago1. One person must be walking with Bluetooth speaker blasting *zazuu* at 6AM — is it jogging or street party? 😭
2. Aunties in full makeup and gele jogging like it's *owambe fitness edition* 💄🎉
3. That uncle jogging in jeans and slippers — bros no get gym kit but e no dey miss training 😅
4. Some people will snap 3 selfies, walk 2 steps, then go home and write:
“Just did 15km, stay motivated!” 💀
5. That mama that turns every stretch into dance — “One-two, zanku! One-two, gbese!” 🕺🏽
6. Group of uncles discussing politics while power-walking:
“Buhari time we dey jog better pass now” 😤
7. After just 5 minutes of jogging:
“Abeg water dey? I no fit shout” 🥵
---
Have you seen or done any of these before? 😂👇🏽
Tag your early morning fitness squad!
💬 Drop yours
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