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8 Things Nigerians Say That Make ZERO Sense But We All Understand 😭🇳🇬

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    1. “I’m coming” – Then disappears for 5 hours 😭

    They said “I’m coming,” but they meant “I’ve gone to Ibadan and back.”

     

     

    2. “Manage it like that” – When the food no get meat 😩

    Bro gave you plain rice and vibes. “Just manage it like that” = Eat and be grateful.

     

     

    3. “Your mate don buy Benz” – Motivation or mockery? 😂

    Parents will never mention the Benz was stolen sha.

     

     

    4. “Don’t worry, I’m not angry” – But they block your number 😭

    Na forgiveness with silent punishment. Elite move.

     

     

    5. “Do quick, I’m outside” – But they’re still ironing clothes 😩

    They’re not even wearing trousers yet.

     

     

    6. “Come and be going” – Wait… should I come or go?

    Even Google Maps can’t help you here.

     

     

    7. “Let me not talk” – Proceeds to talk for 3 hours 😭

    And somehow ends with “I’ve said my own.”

     

     

    8. “Is it your money?” – When they know they’ve wasted it 😂

    Once you ask where the money went, they .......  your soul.

     

     

     

     

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    💀 How many of these have you said or heard today?

    😂 Drop yours too, make we laugh together!

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