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8 Things Nigerians Say That Make ZERO Sense But We All Understand 😭🇳🇬
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103 days ago1. “I’m coming” – Then disappears for 5 hours 😭
They said “I’m coming,” but they meant “I’ve gone to Ibadan and back.”
2. “Manage it like that” – When the food no get meat 😩
Bro gave you plain rice and vibes. “Just manage it like that” = Eat and be grateful.
3. “Your mate don buy Benz” – Motivation or mockery? 😂
Parents will never mention the Benz was stolen sha.
4. “Don’t worry, I’m not angry” – But they block your number 😭
Na forgiveness with silent punishment. Elite move.
5. “Do quick, I’m outside” – But they’re still ironing clothes 😩
They’re not even wearing trousers yet.
6. “Come and be going” – Wait… should I come or go?
Even Google Maps can’t help you here.
7. “Let me not talk” – Proceeds to talk for 3 hours 😭
And somehow ends with “I’ve said my own.”
8. “Is it your money?” – When they know they’ve wasted it 😂
Once you ask where the money went, they ....... your soul.
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💀 How many of these have you said or heard today?
😂 Drop yours too, make we laugh together!