9 Types of Nigerians You’ll Meet at Every Party 🍚🕺🇳🇬

1. The “Rice Inspector”

They’ll not dance, they’ll not greet, but once they don’t see jollof, wahala starts:

> “So you invited me for hunger?”

2. The "One More Plate" Gang

Already ate 3 rounds, still queuing like it's their first time.

> “It’s for my younger brother.” Lies 😭

3. The Slay Queen That Came Late

Came 2 hours late, took 200 selfies, didn't greet anybody, and left with 4 takeaway packs.

4. The Uncle That Must Spray Money

He will scatter floor with ₦50 notes and say:

> “Make dem know say man dey!”

5. The Gossip Table

They don’t dance. They don’t eat. They came to judge everyone’s outfit and say:

> “This her cloth no reach ₦2,000.”

6. The Hypeman Without Mic

Shouting “Shey you dey whine me ni!” even when the DJ is playing Tope Alabi. 😭

7. The Prayer Warrior

Opening prayer supposed to last 2 minutes, but we are now doing night vigil.

> “Let us bind and cast every spirit of burnt jollof…”

8. The Small Boy With 10 Takeaways

Where is he carrying them to?! You’ll see him carrying nylon like he owns the event.

9. The Photographer That Refuses to Send Pictures

You took 20 poses, 3 twirls, and 4 selfies. One month later:

> “Send me your WhatsApp again.”

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ne who fits one of these!

Which one are YOU at a party? Be honest 👀