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African Hustler's Survival Guide_Comedy Edition

Akanbih O · 2025-08-11T11:13:14.654112+01:00

💬 Thread Content (Funny, Relatable Bites): 1️⃣ Rule 1: Never tell an African parent “I’m tired.” They’ll remind you that they carried you for 9 months without Bluetooth or WiFi. 2️⃣ Rule 2: If NEPA takes light, don’t panic — just pretend you’re saving electricity for…

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Akanbih O
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💬 Thread Content (Funny, Relatable Bites):

1️⃣ Rule 1: Never tell an African parent “I’m tired.” They’ll remind you that they carried you for 9 months without Bluetooth or WiFi.

2️⃣ Rule 2: If NEPA takes light, don’t panic — just pretend you’re saving electricity for your future children.

3️⃣ Rule 3: Your “urgent alert” SMS from the bank is just a polite way of saying “Bro, we’re broke together.”

4️⃣ Rule 4: If a Nigerian auntie says “You’ve grown!”, it means you’re either fatter or skinnier — but never just fine.

5️⃣ Rule 5: When you see your crush at the bus stop, act like you’re waiting for an Uber… even if you only

have ₦200.

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