1/ When you spill a drop of water on the floor: "You want to flood the whole house?! What's wrong with you?!"
2/ Forget to call her back: "I've been sitting here worried sick! Do you know how many gray hairs you've given me?!"
3/ Wear mismatched socks: "What kind of foolishness is this?! You look like a mad person! Change now!"
4/ Don't finish your food: "You're wasting food?! Do you know children in cameroon are starving?! Eat it all up!"
5/ Get a B instead of an A: "What's this B?! You're not stupid, you're just lazy! What's going on in that head of yours?!"
6/ Come home late: "Where have you been?! I was about to send out a search party! You're not a child anymore, act like it!"
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92 days ago1/ When you spill a drop of water on the floor: "You want to flood the whole house?! What's wrong with you?!"
2/ Forget to call her back: "I've been sitting here worried sick! Do you know how many gray hairs you've given me?!"
3/ Wear mismatched socks: "What kind of foolishness is this?! You look like a mad person! Change now!"
4/ Don't finish your food: "You're wasting food?! Do you know children in cameroon are starving?! Eat it all up!"
5/ Get a B instead of an A: "What's this B?! You're not stupid, you're just lazy! What's going on in that head of yours?!"
6/ Come home late: "Where have you been?! I was about to send out a search party! You're not a child anymore, act like it!"
*pls like and comment what you think for more*🤣💕