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African Parents and the Insults That Can End Your Confidence in 2 Seconds 💀😭

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    Peterdemian Nzube
    2 days ago

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    If you grew up with African parents,

    forget emotional damage — you’re already bulletproof.

    Because their insults weren’t normal...

    They were weapons of mass destruction. 😭👇

     

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    One time I told my mum I was tired after washing plates.

    She said:

     

    > “Tired? When I was your age I was farming, cooking, and giving birth to goats at the same time.”

    Wait ma — did I hear goats?! 🐐😭

     

     

     

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    Another day I told my dad,

    “Daddy I got 2nd position in class!”

    He looked me dead in the eye and asked:

     

    > “So the person that got 1st, does he have two heads?”

    Sir... 😩

     

     

     

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    When you misbehave in public, African parents won’t shout.

    They’ll smile and say:

     

    > “Wait till we get home.”

    That wait is more dangerous than any horror film. 💀

     

     

     

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    You ask them for money and they’ll say:

     

    > “Am I your mate? If you need money, go and look for your real parents.”

    AH. So now I’m adopted? 😭

     

     

     

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    Try saying you’re hungry before dinner.

    They’ll say:

     

    > “So what did you eat in school? Knowledge??”

    Yes mummy. I chewed mathematics with small biology. 😩

     

     

     

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    One day I said “I want to be like Wizkid.”

    My mum said:

     

    > “You want to be useless and be dancing like you’re running mad?”

    Even Wizkid felt that insult spiritually 😭

     

     

     

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    African parents can compare you to anyone.

    “See your mate, Junior. He is now in America studying medicine.”

    But when Junior goes to prison in Canada, they will say:

     

    > “Don’t follow bad friends o.” 😂

     

     

     

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    And the worst one:

    You try to explain yourself and they say:

     

    > “So you’re talking back at me? You now have mouth?”

    Sir, if I don’t talk with my mouth, what should I use? Bluetooth? 😭

     

     

     

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    After shouting at you for 45 minutes, they’ll ask:

     

    > “Why are you quiet now? Talk na! Or are you stupid?”

    AH. It’s a trap. Don’t say anything. Don’t even breathe. 😭

     

     

     

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    But despite all the insults and spiritual headlocks,

    African parents love us deeply —

    They just express it with pain, pepper, and parables. 😂❤️

     

     

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    💬 Bonus Tweet (Thread Ender):

     

    Tag someone whose confidence African parents humbled with just one sentence.

    Let’s heal together. 😭

    #AfricanParents #NaijaHumour #KonnetComedy

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