"African parents will tell you, ‘We are going to the party at 2PM sharp.’ But best believe, they won’t even start ironing clothes until 4PM. You’ll be in the car by 5PM, and finally arrive at 6PM... confidently asking, ‘Has the food finished?’"
And the best part? They’ll say, ‘We came just in time. The serious people are just arriving.’ Meanwhile, the hosts are already packing chairs. 😅🍽️🕰️
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2. African Dads & Hide and Seek
"Why don’t African dads play hide and seek? Because if he calls your name and you don’t answer, that’s not a game — it’s now a disciplinary hearing."
He’ll be like, ‘So you heard me call your name and you were hiding? Hiding from who? Is this what I’m training you for? Go and pack your bags, you're going to boar
Peterdemian Nzube
3 hrs agoAfrican Time & Party Logic
"African parents will tell you, ‘We are going to the party at 2PM sharp.’ But best believe, they won’t even start ironing clothes until 4PM. You’ll be in the car by 5PM, and finally arrive at 6PM... confidently asking, ‘Has the food finished?’"
And the best part? They’ll say, ‘We came just in time. The serious people are just arriving.’ Meanwhile, the hosts are already packing chairs. 😅🍽️🕰️
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2. African Dads & Hide and Seek
"Why don’t African dads play hide and seek? Because if he calls your name and you don’t answer, that’s not a game — it’s now a disciplinary hearing."
He’ll be like, ‘So you heard me call your name and you were hiding? Hiding from who? Is this what I’m training you for? Go and pack your bags, you're going to boar
ding school!’