This meme works best as a fake church poster or testimonial ad. “Come hear Pastor Kibera — formerly in logistics… of the eternal kind.” Before he found God, he delivered coffins — not as a funeral director, but as a self-employed 'recycler.' Now he delivers sermons. Same delivery energy, very different outcomes. The funny twist is in how casually it frames his illegal past as a former “career.” It’s like those crime-to-CEO stories, but way more underground — literally. A marketer could honestly sell his story as “rebranded purpose.” Only in this case, the package came with six nails and a lid.
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36 days agoBefore Deliverance Church, I delivered coffins.”
This meme works best as a fake church poster or testimonial ad. “Come hear Pastor Kibera — formerly in logistics… of the eternal kind.” Before he found God, he delivered coffins — not as a funeral director, but as a self-employed 'recycler.' Now he delivers sermons. Same delivery energy, very different outcomes. The funny twist is in how casually it frames his illegal past as a former “career.” It’s like those crime-to-CEO stories, but way more underground — literally. A marketer could honestly sell his story as “rebranded purpose.” Only in this case, the package came with six nails and a lid.