Yesterday I entered a keke and the driver was playing loud motivational music. 😭 “Never give up in life! Billionaires don’t sleep!” Meanwhile the keke itself was sounding like it wanted to give up completely. “Kpo-kpo-kpo-kpaa!” 😂 Halfway through the journey, the keke stopped. The driver came down, kicked it twice and said, “My brother, don’t embarrass me in front of passengers.” 😭 One woman inside shouted, “Talk to it with love!” Another passenger said, “Off the engine and on it again.” As if the keke was a phone. 😂 After 10 minutes, it finally moved. Everybody clapped like we just witnessed resurrection. Nigerians can survive anything honestly. 😂
