“Campus Life in 2025”
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> 📚 Lecture by 8AM, Hunger by 9AM, Confusion by 10AM 😭
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1️⃣ I left the hostel early because I didn’t want to miss attendance.
2️⃣ Lecturer showed up at 10:45, drinking malt. 😩
3️⃣ He said, “Hope you’ve been revising?” Sir, we’ve been revising how to survive this semester.
4️⃣ After class, I went to buy food — rice ₦1,200, meat ₦700. I just drank water and faced destiny.
5️⃣ This economy turned students into fasting champions 🥲
6️⃣ Final year project is easy: “The Effect of Economy on My Appetite.” 😂
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Title:
> 📚 Lecture by 8AM, Hunger by 9AM, Confusion by 10AM 😭
Thread:
1️⃣ I left the hostel early because I didn’t want to miss attendance.
2️⃣ Lecturer showed up at 10:45, drinking malt. 😩
3️⃣ He said, “Hope you’ve been revising?” Sir, we’ve been revising how to survive this semester.
4️⃣ After class, I went to buy food — rice ₦1,200, meat ₦700. I just drank water and faced destiny.
5️⃣ This economy turned students into fasting champions 🥲
6️⃣ Final year project is easy: “The Effect of Economy on My Appetite.” 😂
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ds #KonnectAfrica