Got you! Here’s a funny thread idea based on those jokes—ready to post:
1️⃣ Pastor dey preach, choir mistress don go shout—baby, we dey try hold pastor wife since morning! How many pastors’ wives out here causing scenes? 😂
2️⃣ When the “prayer closer” starts with another song... Me be like 🙄, “Are we closing or starting service again?”
3️⃣ My broda, if she stays two hours without receiving any calls, marry her o! She no dey sign plenty players! 🤣
4️⃣ Thirty-five signs of stubborn girlfriend: “Dem no dey tall reach their bf” — relatable or nah? 🙄
5️⃣ Don’t be a boring gf, rub his d**k after peeling yam. If you no do am, you fit lose am! 😂
6️⃣ Last week Sunday pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left.” All men moved left except one. Pastor asked why, man said, “Na my wife tell me not to move.” 💀 Strong man!
Who can relate? Drop your funniest church or relationship story below 👇and like 🥺
Victory Aniebiet
12 days agoGot you! Here’s a funny thread idea based on those jokes—ready to post:
1️⃣ Pastor dey preach, choir mistress don go shout—baby, we dey try hold pastor wife since morning! How many pastors’ wives out here causing scenes? 😂
2️⃣ When the “prayer closer” starts with another song... Me be like 🙄, “Are we closing or starting service again?”
3️⃣ My broda, if she stays two hours without receiving any calls, marry her o! She no dey sign plenty players! 🤣
4️⃣ Thirty-five signs of stubborn girlfriend: “Dem no dey tall reach their bf” — relatable or nah? 🙄
5️⃣ Don’t be a boring gf, rub his d**k after peeling yam. If you no do am, you fit lose am! 😂
6️⃣ Last week Sunday pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left.” All men moved left except one. Pastor asked why, man said, “Na my wife tell me not to move.” 💀 Strong man!
Who can relate? Drop your funniest church or relationship story below 👇and like 🥺