Let’s imagine job interviews where nobody lies. Here's how it would go👇
HR: Tell us about yourself
You: I’m broke, desperate, and tired of my village people.
HR: Why do you want this job?
You: I want to eat. That’s all.
HR: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
You: Abroad, hopefully. Far from NEPA and POS network issues.
HR: What are your weaknesses?
You: Mondays. And the entire concept of “work.”
HR: Why should we hire you?
You: Because I know your salary is not enough for two people and God will bless you if you help me 🙏
Final Thought: Job interviews are just two people pretending they don’t need each other desperately 😭
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4 hrs agoLet’s imagine job interviews where nobody lies. Here's how it would go👇
HR: Tell us about yourself
You: I’m broke, desperate, and tired of my village people.
HR: Why do you want this job?
You: I want to eat. That’s all.
HR: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
You: Abroad, hopefully. Far from NEPA and POS network issues.
HR: What are your weaknesses?
You: Mondays. And the entire concept of “work.”
HR: Why should we hire you?
You: Because I know your salary is not enough for two people and God will bless you if you help me 🙏
Final Thought: Job interviews are just two people pretending they don’t need each other desperately 😭