๐ Tick on cow: โJust sucking a little blood, donโt mind me.โ ๐ Cow: โBro, Iโm not a juice box!!โ
๐ CHICKEN + NEWCASTLE DISEASE
๐ Farmer: โWhy are my chickens so quiet today?โ ๐ Chickens: โWeโre bufferingโฆ system error, please vaccinate.โ
๐ SHEEP + LICE
๐ Lice: โThis wool is the best Airbnb ever!โ ๐ Sheep: โAt least pay rent, you freeloaders!โ
๐ DOG + RABIES
๐ Normal dog: ๐ถ โWoof woof!โ ๐ Rabid dog: ๐๐ โWoof.exe has stopped working.โ
๐ FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE
๐ Cow: โFarmer, I canโt eatโฆ my mouth feels like hot charcoal.โ ๐ Farmer: โImagine having a mouth ulcer on all four legs AND your tongue!โ
๐ FLEAS IN POULTRY HOUSE
๐ Fleas to each other: โGuys, we just ordered a chicken buffet!โ
๐ EAST COAST FEVER
๐ Tick: โRelax cow, itโs just a little bite.โ ๐ Protozoa: โSURPRISE! Iโm moving in.โ
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Danwhite
67 days ago๐ COW + TICKS
๐ Tick on cow: โJust sucking a little blood, donโt mind me.โ
๐ Cow: โBro, Iโm not a juice box!!โ
๐ CHICKEN + NEWCASTLE DISEASE
๐ Farmer: โWhy are my chickens so quiet today?โ
๐ Chickens: โWeโre bufferingโฆ system error, please vaccinate.โ
๐ SHEEP + LICE
๐ Lice: โThis wool is the best Airbnb ever!โ
๐ Sheep: โAt least pay rent, you freeloaders!โ
๐ DOG + RABIES
๐ Normal dog: ๐ถ โWoof woof!โ
๐ Rabid dog: ๐๐ โWoof.exe has stopped working.โ
๐ FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE
๐ Cow: โFarmer, I canโt eatโฆ my mouth feels like hot charcoal.โ
๐ Farmer: โImagine having a mouth ulcer on all four legs AND your tongue!โ
๐ FLEAS IN POULTRY HOUSE
๐ Fleas to each other: โGuys, we just ordered a chicken buffet!โ
๐ EAST COAST FEVER
๐ Tick: โRelax cow, itโs just a little bite.โ
๐ Protozoa: โSURPRISE! Iโm moving in.โ
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