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Earn in Dollars
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The most expensive thing in this picture is not even the car.. oh God 💔
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My mind cut, cause I think say na me dem dey find 😂
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I trust in you, Lord.
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Danwhite
67 days ago🐄 COW + TICKS
👉 Tick on cow: “Just sucking a little blood, don’t mind me.”
👉 Cow: “Bro, I’m not a juice box!!”
🐓 CHICKEN + NEWCASTLE DISEASE
👉 Farmer: “Why are my chickens so quiet today?”
👉 Chickens: “We’re buffering… system error, please vaccinate.”
🐑 SHEEP + LICE
👉 Lice: “This wool is the best Airbnb ever!”
👉 Sheep: “At least pay rent, you freeloaders!”
🐕 DOG + RABIES
👉 Normal dog: 🐶 “Woof woof!”
👉 Rabid dog: 🐕💀 “Woof.exe has stopped working.”
🐄 FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE
👉 Cow: “Farmer, I can’t eat… my mouth feels like hot charcoal.”
👉 Farmer: “Imagine having a mouth ulcer on all four legs AND your tongue!”
🐓 FLEAS IN POULTRY HOUSE
👉 Fleas to each other: “Guys, we just ordered a chicken buffet!”
🐄 EAST COAST FEVER
👉 Tick: “Relax cow, it’s just a little bite.”
👉 Protozoa: “SURPRISE! I’m moving in.”