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Craziest day of my secondary school life
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9 hrs agoPerfect — here's a short story about a wild school fight, written in a **Nigerian tone and style**, with the kind of energy and flavor you’d hear when someone’s telling the gist during break time or after school.
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### **The Craziest Day of My Life (Naija School Wahala)**
Omo, that day ehn… I can never forget.
It started small o. Just small argument during break — Jude took Femi's meat pie from the table. Femi warned him, “Guy, return my pie before I vex.” Jude, with his usual loud mouth, said, “Come and beat me na.”
Before we knew it, Femi removed his shirt.
Gbege started.
One blow like this — *GBAM!* — Jude staggered. People shouted, “Awooo! Omo conflict don start!” Chairs flew, water bottles scattered, even Mummy Chioma’s puff-puff stand fell down. SS1 girls were screaming like Nollywood actresses.
Principal ran from the office with two security men. They tried to separate the fight, but someone poured zobo on the floor — Principal slipped and landed with full chest.
Omo, everybody went silent.
They suspended both boys. Femi got one week, Jude got two. But till today, nobody touches Femi’s food again — even teachers respect him