1. *A cousin abroad who sends $100 once in 2 years…* But the family group chat calls them "our family’s biggest blessing." 🌍💸
2. *An uncle that never misses a chance to say:* *"When I was your age, I had 3 jobs and land."* Sir, we just asked for WiFi password 😩
3. *A mum who turns off the fridge to “save NEPA”* But then gets angry when food spoils 🙃
4. *A sibling that hides snacks and marks the level on their drink bottle* Trust issues start from the kitchen!
5. *That one auntie who says “you’ve added weight oh”* But her own greeting weight is heavier than your whole day 😭
So true 😂
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Zainab
129 days ago1. *A cousin abroad who sends $100 once in 2 years…*
But the family group chat calls them "our family’s biggest blessing." 🌍💸
2. *An uncle that never misses a chance to say:*
*"When I was your age, I had 3 jobs and land."* Sir, we just asked for WiFi password 😩
3. *A mum who turns off the fridge to “save NEPA”*
But then gets angry when food spoils 🙃
4. *A sibling that hides snacks and marks the level on their drink bottle*
Trust issues start from the kitchen!
5. *That one auntie who says “you’ve added weight oh”*
But her own greeting weight is heavier than your whole day 😭