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Every Nigerian Party Get These 5 People 🎉🇳🇬
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88 days agoEvery Nigerian Party Get These 5 People 🎉🇳🇬
1. You enter owambe…
You go always see these 5 characters:
1️⃣ The Food Hunters
2️⃣ The Snapchat Crew
3️⃣ The “No Smile” aunties
4️⃣ The Money Sprayers
5️⃣ The DJ wey dey scatter our ears 😂
Let’s break am down 👇🏾
a. The Food Hunters
They no come for anything else.
Once party start:
🧍🏾 “Is the rice ready?”
🪑 “Where’s small chops?”
🥤 “Can I get Fanta, Sprite and Malt together?”
Dem no dey shame 😂
b. Snapchat Crew
They just dey do:
🤳🏾 “Wait! Wait! Snap me beside the decoration.”
💃🏾 “Take boomerang when I spin.”
Dem go forget to greet celebrant sef 😭
c. “No Smile” Aunties
Dem dey look everybody with judgment:
👀 “See this small girl with big makeup.”
👀 “Back in our days, we no wear this type.”
Yet, them dance pass everybody when DJ play Shina Peters 😂
d. The Money Sprayers
Their wallet dey leak.
Once DJ shout:
🗣️ “Spray am! Spray am!!”
You go see:
💸 Naira
💸 Dollar
💸 Ego
Your own bank balance go humble you 😭
e. The DJ
E go start with soft gospel.
Next thing:
🎶 “Who dey breeet?”
🎶 “Ijo labalaba!”
Even old mama dey dance zazu 😂😂
f. Final word?
Next time you go party, watch well —
You go see all of them.
Maybe you even be one of them 👀
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