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FOOD & DRINK β€” Life No Hard Like That, You Just Never Chop πŸ˜­πŸ›

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  • Nathaniel

    FOOD & DRINK β€” Life No Hard Like That, You Just Never Chop πŸ˜­πŸ›

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    1. Have you ever vex for everybody, insult your own shadow, even block person for WhatsApp β€” then later realize say na hunger dey talk through you?

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    Exactly. Food dey humble everybody. Let’s talk about am πŸ‘‡πŸ½

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    2. In this Nigeria, food no be just β€œsomething to eat.”

    Na therapy.

    Na motivation.

    Na soft life.

    Na peace of mind.

    Sometimes, the only thing wey go make your day better na one chilled drink and correct swallow.

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    3. Let’s not lie:

    There’s something special about Nigerian food:

    πŸ› Party jollof

    🌢️ Pepper soup

    πŸ₯© Suya by the roadside

    🍲 Egusi with goat meat

    πŸ₯€ Chivita + Gala combo inside bus

    Who needs therapy when food dey?

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    4. Even heartbreak dey reduce if person give you soft food:

    "Baby, I cheated."

    😭😭😭

    "Take small catfish pepper soup first."

    "Okay... but why she be your ex?"

    You see? Food dey solve problem pass apology sometimes.

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    5. But let’s also be honest…

    Not everyone sabi cook.

    Some people dey boil rice wey go fight you.

    Some stew no dey taste like anything.

    Even indomie fit end in premium tears if your spirit no dey focused. 😩

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    6. So, here’s the survival guide:

    βœ… Learn basic cooking (YouTube go guide you)

    βœ… Add maggi with sense, not emotion

    βœ… Rinse rice before you boil am (we dey beg)

    βœ… Don’t serve β€œwhite soup” and say na egusi

    βœ… Drink water β€” your kidney dey greet you

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    7. And the drinks part? Oh God. 😩

    Cold zobo on a hot afternoon.

    Chilled Coke with puff-puff.

    Tiger nut drink wey dey taste like promise.

    Chapman for date night.

    Fruit smoothie after gym wey you no finish. πŸ˜‚

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    Food + drink = emotional healing.

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    8. For the fit-fam crew:

    πŸ‰ Eat fruits

    πŸ₯¬ Veggies matter

    πŸ₯› Drink water (real water, not cold Fanta)

    🍳 Balance carbs + protein

    πŸ’§ Detox drinks dey help but no overdo

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    Even six-pack get menu.

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    9. And for the broke people (like some of us sometimes πŸ˜…):

    🍞 Bread and groundnut still dey relevant

    🍚 Garri and cold water dey humble pride

    🍲 Okro soup fit stretch till weekend

    🍝 Spaghetti na national backup plan

    Hunger no suppose carry you go TikTok to beg.

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    10. Final word?

    Food no just dey fill belle β€” e dey heal soul.

    If life dey choke you, rest.

    Find small food.

    Treat yourself.

    Cook for someone.

    Try new recipes.

    Because this life too short to dey chop nonsense every day.

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    #FoodAndDrink #Konnect #NaijaKitchen #ChopLife #RestAndRefill

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