“Fuel Wahala Chronicles”
Title:
> ⛽ My Bike Man Said He’s on ‘Fuel Strike’ — I Just Started Trekking by Faith 😩
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1️⃣ I told my bike guy, “Bros, carry me 200 naira.”
2️⃣ He laughed like Thanos and said, “Madam, fuel don turn premium perfume.” 😭
3️⃣ I trekked small, one keke stopped — “Where you dey go?” I said, “Anywhere breeze dey.”
4️⃣ At this point, even my slippers started asking for transport fare.
5️⃣ I’ve decided to open a walking vlog. Maybe that’s my destiny. 🚶♀️😂
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13 days ago“Fuel Wahala Chronicles”
Title:
> ⛽ My Bike Man Said He’s on ‘Fuel Strike’ — I Just Started Trekking by Faith 😩
Thread:
1️⃣ I told my bike guy, “Bros, carry me 200 naira.”
2️⃣ He laughed like Thanos and said, “Madam, fuel don turn premium perfume.” 😭
3️⃣ I trekked small, one keke stopped — “Where you dey go?” I said, “Anywhere breeze dey.”
4️⃣ At this point, even my slippers started asking for transport fare.
5️⃣ I’ve decided to open a walking vlog. Maybe that’s my destiny. 🚶♀️😂
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FuelScarcity #NaijaProblems #KonnectAfrica
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