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Funniest Lies We Were Told Growing Up 😂
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1. A Silent Song – Leonard Kibera
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Zainab
130 days agoNigerian childhood was full of tales that kept us in check or scared! Here are some of the classics:
• “If you swallow gum, it’ll stay in your stomach for 7 years” still waiting for mine to come out!
• “Don’t whistle at night, you’ll call snakes” 🐍 so no whistling during power outage!
• “If you play in the rain, you’ll become deaf” why did we even risk it?
• “If you make that face, it will stay like that forever” no smile, no frozen face!
• “If you step outside with wet hair, you’ll catch cold” always rushing to dry up
• “Eat your food or the spirit of the food will come after you” motivation to finish plate
• “Don’t open the fridge too long, the light will go out” fridge fear was real!
• “If you point at the moon, your finger will get cut off” moon gazing was risky business
• “If you don’t say ‘God bless you’ after someone sneezes, bad luck will come” manners + superstition combo
• “If you talk back to elders, your tongue will get tied” respect enforced, no exceptions!
Which one got you the most? 😂