Funniest Naija school punishments that made no sense at all 😭📚
1. “Kneel down and raise your hands.”
Why was that exercise worse than push-ups?
2. “Go and cut grass.”
With what? Our hands? Our soul? 😩
3. “Bring your parent to school.”
Once you hear this, your heart leaves your chest.
4. Teacher beats you and says:
“It’s for your own good.”
But my hand is swelling ma 😭
5. Writing lines like:
“I will never make noise in class” x 200.
Your pen will be crying.
6. “Stand on one leg under the sun.”
Are we flamingos?
Naija schools were training camps for pain and discipline.
Yet somehow… we survived 💪
Drop the punishment that broke you below 👇
#SchoolWahala #Throwback #NaijaEducation
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94 days agoFunniest Naija school punishments that made no sense at all 😭📚
1. “Kneel down and raise your hands.”
Why was that exercise worse than push-ups?
2. “Go and cut grass.”
With what? Our hands? Our soul? 😩
3. “Bring your parent to school.”
Once you hear this, your heart leaves your chest.
4. Teacher beats you and says:
“It’s for your own good.”
But my hand is swelling ma 😭
5. Writing lines like:
“I will never make noise in class” x 200.
Your pen will be crying.
6. “Stand on one leg under the sun.”
Are we flamingos?
Naija schools were training camps for pain and discipline.
Yet somehow… we survived 💪
Drop the punishment that broke you below 👇
#SchoolWahala #Throwback #NaijaEducation