1 π. My job is to eat rice and drink beer at weddings....Β
Whether the bride loves the groom or not, e no concern meπ€·πΆπΆ
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2. 'Wahala' is when you're dragging rice at a wedding ceremony and you disconnect the wire of the speakerπ
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3. I thought I had seen it all, until I saw a church named 'Vawulence with the Devil Bible Ministry'π±π
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4. Earpod of 180k no gree sound again.... I just hope say na me deaf Sha...π€£π
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5. Guys!
Get yourself a supportive Woman, not a Tax force agent...
Una hear so?? π
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6. In Nigeria, stew on top rice is for Children, stew beside rice is for Uncles and stew in another plate is for Fathers..
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That's our traditionπ―ππ
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7. Guys!
Β "IMAGINE" π«π«
After s*x, she laughed and disappeared.π₯Άππ½ββοΈππ½ββοΈππ½ββοΈ
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8. I tried cooking stew with
Tumeric, Ginger and Garlic, and ended up cooking infection medicine. ππ€£π€£
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9. When Jesus told the stormβ βBe stillββ our bank accounts took it personal. πππ
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10. Some people are very tall on Facebook, but if you see them in real lifeπ
HmmmπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆππ
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11. Eventually you proposed to her and she didn't cry.
My brother take back your ring, because she's not seriousπ
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12. My girlfriend broke up with me in real life, and nothing happened... But last night, she tried that breakup in my dream, and found herself in an ambulance.
I gave her SmackDown & panel beatingπββοΈπββοΈππ€£π€£π€£
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13. Women can lie oooo!!Β
Do u know giving birth isn't as painful as they claim? I just read it from a story book this morning... πππ€£π€£π€£πππππ
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14. Come o, don't let 'Facebook Likes' make you forget you are ugly in real life...No be My Hand Writing..ooππππ€£π€£
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15. Staring at ladies sometimes does not mean he is crushing, it could be that ur makeup doesn't match ur neck. π
Voma
9 hrs ago.
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1 π. My job is to eat rice and drink beer at weddings....Β
Whether the bride loves the groom or not, e no concern meπ€·πΆπΆ
Β
2. 'Wahala' is when you're dragging rice at a wedding ceremony and you disconnect the wire of the speakerπ
Β
3. I thought I had seen it all, until I saw a church named 'Vawulence with the Devil Bible Ministry'π±π
Β
4. Earpod of 180k no gree sound again.... I just hope say na me deaf Sha...π€£π
Β
5. Guys!
Get yourself a supportive Woman, not a Tax force agent...
Una hear so?? π
Β
6. In Nigeria, stew on top rice is for Children, stew beside rice is for Uncles and stew in another plate is for Fathers..
Β
That's our traditionπ―ππ
Β
7. Guys!
Β "IMAGINE" π«π«
After s*x, she laughed and disappeared.π₯Άππ½ββοΈππ½ββοΈππ½ββοΈ
Β
8. I tried cooking stew with
Tumeric, Ginger and Garlic, and ended up cooking infection medicine. ππ€£π€£
Β
9. When Jesus told the stormβ βBe stillββ our bank accounts took it personal. πππ
Β
10. Some people are very tall on Facebook, but if you see them in real lifeπ
HmmmπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆππ
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11. Eventually you proposed to her and she didn't cry.
My brother take back your ring, because she's not seriousπ
Β
12. My girlfriend broke up with me in real life, and nothing happened... But last night, she tried that breakup in my dream, and found herself in an ambulance.
I gave her SmackDown & panel beatingπββοΈπββοΈππ€£π€£π€£
Β
13. Women can lie oooo!!Β
Do u know giving birth isn't as painful as they claim? I just read it from a story book this morning... πππ€£π€£π€£πππππ
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14. Come o, don't let 'Facebook Likes' make you forget you are ugly in real life...No be My Hand Writing..ooππππ€£π€£
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15. Staring at ladies sometimes does not mean he is crushing, it could be that ur makeup doesn't match ur neck. π