1 ๐. My job is to eat rice and drink beer at weddings....ย
Whether the bride loves the groom or not, e no concern me๐คท๐ถ๐ถ
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2. 'Wahala' is when you're dragging rice at a wedding ceremony and you disconnect the wire of the speaker๐ญ
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3. I thought I had seen it all, until I saw a church named 'Vawulence with the Devil Bible Ministry'๐ฑ๐
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4. Earpod of 180k no gree sound again.... I just hope say na me deaf Sha...๐คฃ๐
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5. Guys!
Get yourself a supportive Woman, not a Tax force agent...
Una hear so?? ๐
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6. In Nigeria, stew on top rice is for Children, stew beside rice is for Uncles and stew in another plate is for Fathers..
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That's our tradition๐ฏ๐๐
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7. Guys!
ย "IMAGINE" ๐ซ๐ซ
After s*x, she laughed and disappeared.๐ฅถ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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8. I tried cooking stew with
Tumeric, Ginger and Garlic, and ended up cooking infection medicine. ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
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9. When Jesus told the stormโ โBe stillโโ our bank accounts took it personal. ๐๐๐
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10. Some people are very tall on Facebook, but if you see them in real life๐
Hmmm๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐๐
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11. Eventually you proposed to her and she didn't cry.
My brother take back your ring, because she's not serious๐
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12. My girlfriend broke up with me in real life, and nothing happened... But last night, she tried that breakup in my dream, and found herself in an ambulance.
I gave her SmackDown & panel beating๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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13. Women can lie oooo!!ย
Do u know giving birth isn't as painful as they claim? I just read it from a story book this morning... ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐
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14. Come o, don't let 'Facebook Likes' make you forget you are ugly in real life...No be My Hand Writing..oo๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
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15. Staring at ladies sometimes does not mean he is crushing, it could be that ur makeup doesn't match ur neck. ๐
Voma
106 days ago.
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1 ๐. My job is to eat rice and drink beer at weddings....ย
Whether the bride loves the groom or not, e no concern me๐คท๐ถ๐ถ
ย
2. 'Wahala' is when you're dragging rice at a wedding ceremony and you disconnect the wire of the speaker๐ญ
ย
3. I thought I had seen it all, until I saw a church named 'Vawulence with the Devil Bible Ministry'๐ฑ๐
ย
4. Earpod of 180k no gree sound again.... I just hope say na me deaf Sha...๐คฃ๐
ย
5. Guys!
Get yourself a supportive Woman, not a Tax force agent...
Una hear so?? ๐
ย
6. In Nigeria, stew on top rice is for Children, stew beside rice is for Uncles and stew in another plate is for Fathers..
ย
That's our tradition๐ฏ๐๐
ย
7. Guys!
ย "IMAGINE" ๐ซ๐ซ
After s*x, she laughed and disappeared.๐ฅถ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ
ย
8. I tried cooking stew with
Tumeric, Ginger and Garlic, and ended up cooking infection medicine. ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
ย
9. When Jesus told the stormโ โBe stillโโ our bank accounts took it personal. ๐๐๐
ย
10. Some people are very tall on Facebook, but if you see them in real life๐
Hmmm๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐๐
ย
11. Eventually you proposed to her and she didn't cry.
My brother take back your ring, because she's not serious๐
ย
12. My girlfriend broke up with me in real life, and nothing happened... But last night, she tried that breakup in my dream, and found herself in an ambulance.
I gave her SmackDown & panel beating๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
ย
13. Women can lie oooo!!ย
Do u know giving birth isn't as painful as they claim? I just read it from a story book this morning... ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐
ย
14. Come o, don't let 'Facebook Likes' make you forget you are ugly in real life...No be My Hand Writing..oo๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
ย
15. Staring at ladies sometimes does not mean he is crushing, it could be that ur makeup doesn't match ur neck. ๐