3. The best singers in the world is the mosquitoes because even if you don't like their songs, you must still clap for themππππ
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4. Sometimes, I shake my head just to make sure my brain is still inside, because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticingππππ
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5. Teacher wey dey teach us balance diet was vomiting garri in our class today πππ
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6. Uncommon joy is when you're eating suya and think it has finished, but when you touch the paper, you discover there's still one or two inside ππππππππππΒ Β
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7. Because I no get money, you posted "car for sale", I asked you how much? You changed status to "serious buyer only π" ππ
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8. I have never seen someone who lies more than a pregnantπ€°woman.... She will be like "sweetheart, your baby want to eat chicken and drink small stoutπ₯°" ππππ
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9. No matter how small it's, learn how to use it to satisfy your wife.... I mean your salary brosπππΒ
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10. The problem I have with some Africans is that they will read your jokes and laugh but yet refuse to reactπ. That is why jollof rice no dey reach them for occasionππππ
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The hands that react shall never be bored πππππππππππππ
Humble Treasure
12 days agoBest jokes π πΒ
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1. Sometimes, I just want to be alone.... Especially after cooking indomie and eggsπ₯΄πππ
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2. A girl will wear pad, pant, tight, trousers and still sit and cross leg again... How can air enter the CPU nahπ©ππππ
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3. The best singers in the world is the mosquitoes because even if you don't like their songs, you must still clap for themππππ
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4. Sometimes, I shake my head just to make sure my brain is still inside, because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticingππππ
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5. Teacher wey dey teach us balance diet was vomiting garri in our class today πππ
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6. Uncommon joy is when you're eating suya and think it has finished, but when you touch the paper, you discover there's still one or two inside ππππππππππΒ Β
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7. Because I no get money, you posted "car for sale", I asked you how much? You changed status to "serious buyer only π" ππ
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8. I have never seen someone who lies more than a pregnantπ€°woman.... She will be like "sweetheart, your baby want to eat chicken and drink small stoutπ₯°" ππππ
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9. No matter how small it's, learn how to use it to satisfy your wife.... I mean your salary brosπππΒ
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10. The problem I have with some Africans is that they will read your jokes and laugh but yet refuse to reactπ. That is why jollof rice no dey reach them for occasionππππ
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The hands that react shall never be bored πππππππππππππ