He didn’t fear the grave — he had keys to several.”
While most people avoid cemeteries at night, John Kibera practically had a loyalty card. The joke here? He wasn’t scared of death — he was practically its landlord. The meme imagines him casually jingling keys labeled “Plot 12A” and “Section C.” It’s ridiculous, but that’s the fun of it. Now, as a preacher, he tells people not to fear the grave — and it hits differently, because you know he really means it. After all, when you’ve been inside more tombs than a horror movie villain, a pulpit is basically early retirement.
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36 days agoHe didn’t fear the grave — he had keys to several.”
While most people avoid cemeteries at night, John Kibera practically had a loyalty card. The joke here? He wasn’t scared of death — he was practically its landlord. The meme imagines him casually jingling keys labeled “Plot 12A” and “Section C.” It’s ridiculous, but that’s the fun of it. Now, as a preacher, he tells people not to fear the grave — and it hits differently, because you know he really means it. After all, when you’ve been inside more tombs than a horror movie villain, a pulpit is basically early retirement.