Jide had a rule—never text back too fast. He believed it made him look too eager. But when chatting with Kemi, he broke his own rule. Every “lol” from her got a full paragraph in return.
They hadn’t even met in person yet, just Instagram DMs and late-night voice notes. Jide thought he was being slick—telling Kemi he was always “home and focused,” meanwhile switching between her messages and another girl’s, Lola, who lived just a few streets away.
What Jide didn’t know was that Kemi and Lola were cousins. And Kemi? She already knew about him from Lola. In fact, it was Lola who told her to DM him as a test.
Every message. Every lie. Every "I'm not seeing anyone else"
screenshot and forwarded.
And when Kemi finally ghosted him, she didn't block him. She simply watched him spiral, liking her stories minutes after she posted, still pretending not to care.
Theola
3 hrs agoJide had a rule—never text back too fast. He believed it made him look too eager. But when chatting with Kemi, he broke his own rule. Every “lol” from her got a full paragraph in return.
They hadn’t even met in person yet, just Instagram DMs and late-night voice notes. Jide thought he was being slick—telling Kemi he was always “home and focused,” meanwhile switching between her messages and another girl’s, Lola, who lived just a few streets away.
What Jide didn’t know was that Kemi and Lola were cousins. And Kemi? She already knew about him from Lola. In fact, it was Lola who told her to DM him as a test.
Every message. Every lie. Every "I'm not seeing anyone else"
screenshot and forwarded.
And when Kemi finally ghosted him, she didn't block him. She simply watched him spiral, liking her stories minutes after she posted, still pretending not to care.
He had no idea the whole time...
He was the entertainment.