he “Waking Up” Meme There are two kinds of people in the morning: those who wake up like Disney princesses, singing to birds and sipping tea, and those who wake up like they just got hit by a truck. I am unfortunately the second kind. My alarm goes off and suddenly I am negotiating with the universe like a hostage negotiator. “Five more minutes and I SWEAR I’ll turn my life around.” Then five minutes pass and I’m still lying there, staring at the ceiling like I’m contemplating the meaning of existence. Morning people, I have questions: how are you real?
Danwhite
55 days agohe “Waking Up” Meme
There are two kinds of people in the morning: those who wake up like Disney princesses, singing to birds and sipping tea, and those who wake up like they just got hit by a truck. I am unfortunately the second kind. My alarm goes off and suddenly I am negotiating with the universe like a hostage negotiator. “Five more minutes and I SWEAR I’ll turn my life around.” Then five minutes pass and I’m still lying there, staring at the ceiling like I’m contemplating the meaning of existence. Morning people, I have questions: how are you real?