Hostel Life Chronicles 🏚️😂

1. Bucket queue at 5am looking like fuel scarcity one tap, 15 people, no shame, just vibes. 🚿⛲

2. One socket powers kettle, pressing iron, phone charger, fan and hopes & dreams. 🔌🔥

3. You cook indomie, turn around for 2 mins, and boom “I thought you weren’t hungry?” 🍜😩

4. Hostel rats have citizenship rights. Even the broom fears them. 🐀👑

5. Night reading = 15 mins of reading, 45 mins of scrolling, then 3 hours of sleep. 📖😴📱

6. Someone will always knock on your door to borrow something they’ll never return. 🛑

7. One guy has speaker louder than the hostel generator. Playlist: only Asake. 🔊🎶

8. Light comes on and you hear 6 “Up NEPA!” at once it’s a celebration. 💡🙌

9. Sunday = jollof from 3 rooms combined, music loud, clothes everywhere, no rest. 🥘🧺🕺

10. And yet… we’ll still miss hostel life when we graduate. Pure chaos, pure memories. ❤️🏠