1. Hunger in Nigeria no dey knock.
It go just enter your body like spirit β uninvited, unannounced.
Suddenly your stomach go start to drum like cultural dance troupe:
"Gbrr gbrr kpaa kpaa kpaa!" ππ
2. You go dey walk past suya spot, your sense go shift.
The aroma alone fit make you commit sin.
Even the suya man go look like destiny helper! π₯π₯©
3. When hunger hold you well, pure water go begin smell like jollof rice.
You go dey imagine eba on the road, and swear say one girl resemble meatpie. π©π
4. One time hunger hook me, I opened Google Maps and typed:
"Nearest food that doesnβt require money" π
Google shock me with silence. Wicked app. ππ±
5. Hunger dey humble.
It go cancel all your English.
From "I'm not hungry" to "Please, even garri without sugar is okay." ππ
6. Moral of the story?
Never look down on someone eating beans and bread.
Dem fit be survivor of hunger war. Respect am. βπ―
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48 days ago1. Hunger in Nigeria no dey knock.
It go just enter your body like spirit β uninvited, unannounced.
Suddenly your stomach go start to drum like cultural dance troupe:
"Gbrr gbrr kpaa kpaa kpaa!" ππ
2. You go dey walk past suya spot, your sense go shift.
The aroma alone fit make you commit sin.
Even the suya man go look like destiny helper! π₯π₯©
3. When hunger hold you well, pure water go begin smell like jollof rice.
You go dey imagine eba on the road, and swear say one girl resemble meatpie. π©π
4. One time hunger hook me, I opened Google Maps and typed:
"Nearest food that doesnβt require money" π
Google shock me with silence. Wicked app. ππ±
5. Hunger dey humble.
It go cancel all your English.
From "I'm not hungry" to "Please, even garri without sugar is okay." ππ
6. Moral of the story?
Never look down on someone eating beans and bread.
Dem fit be survivor of hunger war. Respect am. βπ―
Follow for more real-life comedy and trending gists. Letβs laugh and heal. ππ₯