How Hunger Dey Show You Shege in This Life 😩🍽️

1. Hunger in Nigeria no dey knock.

It go just enter your body like spirit — uninvited, unannounced.

Suddenly your stomach go start to drum like cultural dance troupe:

"Gbrr gbrr kpaa kpaa kpaa!" 😭😂

2. You go dey walk past suya spot, your sense go shift.

The aroma alone fit make you commit sin.

Even the suya man go look like destiny helper! 🔥🥩

3. When hunger hold you well, pure water go begin smell like jollof rice.

You go dey imagine eba on the road, and swear say one girl resemble meatpie. 😩💀

4. One time hunger hook me, I opened Google Maps and typed:

"Nearest food that doesn’t require money" 😭

Google shock me with silence. Wicked app. 😂📱

5. Hunger dey humble.

It go cancel all your English.

From "I'm not hungry" to "Please, even garri without sugar is okay." 😭🙆

6. Moral of the story?

Never look down on someone eating beans and bread.

Dem fit be survivor of hunger war. Respect am. ✊💯

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