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How I Escaped a Date With a Stingy Man Using My Village Auntie’s Advice”
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87 days agoHe said, “Let’s hang out. I’ll pick you up by 6.”
Cool. I wore my finest wig and sprayed small perfume.
We got there.
First red flag? He asked the waiter, “Do you have water in sachets?”
💀
I ordered rice and chicken.
He whispered, “Ah, chicken is ₦2,500. Can’t we share?”
Village Auntie’s voice entered my head:
“If a man is moving mad, act more mad.”
I said, “Okay, let’s share the chicken… with your ancestors.”
I ordered takeaway and used my last ₦2,000 to bolt home.
Lesson: May we not enter romantic bondage because of pepper soup.
👉 What’s the worst date you’ve ever had? Make me laugh, please!