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How I Escaped a Date With a Stingy Man Using My Village Auntie’s Advice”

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    Mira
    14 days ago

    He said, “Let’s hang out. I’ll pick you up by 6.”

    Cool. I wore my finest wig and sprayed small perfume.

     

    We got there.

    First red flag? He asked the waiter, “Do you have water in sachets?”

    💀

     

    I ordered rice and chicken.

    He whispered, “Ah, chicken is ₦2,500. Can’t we share?”

     

    Village Auntie’s voice entered my head:

    “If a man is moving mad, act more mad.”

     

    I said, “Okay, let’s share the chicken… with your ancestors.”

    I ordered takeaway and used my last ₦2,000 to bolt home.

     

    Lesson: May we not enter romantic bondage because of pepper soup.

     

    👉 What’s the worst date you’ve ever had? Make me laugh, please!

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