6:00 AM: Alarm rings
Me: I’ll just rest my eyes for 5 minutes
Time travel to 8:42 AM 😳
Phone: Battery 2%
Boss: “You’re fi
red!” 💀
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54 days ago6:00 AM: Alarm rings
Me: I’ll just rest my eyes for 5 minutes
Time travel to 8:42 AM 😳
Phone: Battery 2%
Boss: “You’re fi
red!” 💀