How to Stop Collecting Breakfast and Start Collecting Bank Alerts 😎💔💸

Tired of heartbreak?

Bro, it’s time to stop collecting breakfast and start collecting **bank alerts**. 👇🏾

1. **Date With ROI in Mind**

Ask her: “What’s your monthly net value to my life?”

No value? BLOCK!

2. **Be the Soft Life She’s Dreaming Of… But for Yourself First**

Self-love is real. Buy yourself suya, send yourself airtime.

Spoil yourself before any girl spoils your future.

3. **Don’t Fall in Love Without WiFi**

Make sure she has stable internet. Why?

So she won’t say “I didn’t see your message” while texting 3 other guys. 😭

4. **Turn Your Pain into Passive Income**

Start a heartbreak podcast:

*“Tales from the Left Side of Her DM”* 🎙️

Even if she left, your trauma go feed you.

5. **Forget ‘I Love You’, Ask ‘Can You Invest in Me?’**

If she no fit run ₦2k data, bros, run away.

6. **Use Voice Notes as Content**

That “I miss you” she sent?

Turn it to a TikTok skit. Make am trend. Make am pay. 😂

7. **Never Love More Than Your Hustle**

If she leaves, your account balance shouldn’t cry with you.

💬 Tag your guy that always dey fall for “Hey boo 🥺”

Let him turn to a live breathing cash machine instead!

Follow **@MigzyOnline** for more heartbreak survival strategies. 💀💰