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How to Turn Yourself Into an ATM Without PIN 😩💸
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Migzyonline
106 days agoYou dey suffer? No money?
Time to become a walking ATM. Here’s how👇🏾
1. **Monetize your Wahala**
That heartbreak? Turn it to spoken word on TikTok.
That toxic ex? Write ebook: “How to Spot Red Flags Before Breakfast.” 😂
2. **Use ChatGPT Like Juju**
Why suffer when AI can help you sound smart?
Even your CV go get PhD vibes.
3. **Package Your Life**
You no get money but get vibes? Start podcast.
Name it: *“Broke But Insightful”* 🎙️
4. **Tell People You’re a Coach**
Coach what? Doesn’t matter.
“Emotional Survival Coach” = ₦50k per session.
5. **Drop Motivational Quotes Daily**
Every morning post:
“God no go shame us.”
Even if NEPA don cut your light.
6. **Collect Transfer, No Change**
Someone gives you ₦2,000 for food, you use ₦500. Balance: “It’s gone, sir.”
7. **Give Advice Online Like Billionaire**
Your account balance: ₦284.50
But still tweet: “Poor mindset is a choice.”
Na so dem go think say you rich in wisdom.
💬 Drop “💸😂” if you don laugh but still broke.
Follow **@MigzyOnline** for more financial nonsense and maybe sense.