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How to Turn Yourself Into an ATM Without PIN 😩💸

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    Migzyonline
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    You dey suffer? No money?  

    Time to become a walking ATM. Here’s how👇🏾

     

    1. **Monetize your Wahala**  

    That heartbreak? Turn it to spoken word on TikTok.  

    That toxic ex? Write ebook: “How to Spot Red Flags Before Breakfast.” 😂

     

    2. **Use ChatGPT Like Juju**  

    Why suffer when AI can help you sound smart?  

    Even your CV go get PhD vibes.

     

    3. **Package Your Life**  

    You no get money but get vibes? Start podcast.  

    Name it: *“Broke But Insightful”* 🎙️

     

    4. **Tell People You’re a Coach**  

    Coach what? Doesn’t matter.  

    “Emotional Survival Coach” = ₦50k per session.

     

    5. **Drop Motivational Quotes Daily**  

    Every morning post:  

    “God no go shame us.”  

    Even if NEPA don cut your light.

     

    6. **Collect Transfer, No Change**  

    Someone gives you ₦2,000 for food, you use ₦500. Balance: “It’s gone, sir.”

     

    7. **Give Advice Online Like Billionaire**  

    Your account balance: ₦284.50  

    But still tweet: “Poor mindset is a choice.”

     

    Na so dem go think say you rich in wisdom.

     

    💬 Drop “💸😂” if you don laugh but still broke.  

    Follow **@MigzyOnline** for more financial nonsense and maybe sense.

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