1. You promise yourself you’ll start reading early… but two days to the exam, you’re still downloading past questions. 😅
2. Group reading starts with “let’s be serious today” ends with loud laughter, gossip, and no single page touched. 📖➡️🗣️😂
3. Someone will always say “This course is simple nah” after the exam, everyone comes out like they saw a ghost. 👻✍️
4. Exam eve: coffee, Bible, textbook, and prayer all open at once. You’re ready for anything. ☕📖🙏
5. That one friend will call at midnight: “You read page 76? They said it came out last year o.” Panic download begins. 📲😨
6. You reach exam hall, sit down, and forget everything you read. Brain just restarts like a faulty laptop. 🧠🔄💀
7. During the exam: *"This question looks familiar..."* but the answer is playing hide and seek. 🙈
8. After submitting, you start remembering all the correct answers when it’s too late. 🥲
9. Lecturer says “no calculator” but brings questions that look like engineering project. 📐
10. But somehow, somehow… we survive. Carryover or not, we move! 💪📜
So accurate
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56 days ago1. You promise yourself you’ll start reading early… but two days to the exam, you’re still downloading past questions. 😅
2. Group reading starts with “let’s be serious today” ends with loud laughter, gossip, and no single page touched. 📖➡️🗣️😂
3. Someone will always say “This course is simple nah” after the exam, everyone comes out like they saw a ghost. 👻✍️
4. Exam eve: coffee, Bible, textbook, and prayer all open at once. You’re ready for anything. ☕📖🙏
5. That one friend will call at midnight: “You read page 76? They said it came out last year o.” Panic download begins. 📲😨
6. You reach exam hall, sit down, and forget everything you read. Brain just restarts like a faulty laptop. 🧠🔄💀
7. During the exam: *"This question looks familiar..."* but the answer is playing hide and seek. 🙈
8. After submitting, you start remembering all the correct answers when it’s too late. 🥲
9. Lecturer says “no calculator” but brings questions that look like engineering project. 📐
10. But somehow, somehow… we survive. Carryover or not, we move! 💪📜