I have a limp from a childhood accident. I went to a popular crusade hoping for healing. Instead, I was pressured to "sow a seed" for my miracle. I gave ₦50,000. They prayed. I still limped. But the pastor bought a new jet that month. Miracle crusades are spiritual casinos. You pay to play. The house always wins. Why do desperate Nigerians keep funding these theatrical productions? Have you ever been disappointed by a miracle promise?