I hit my leg on the chair this morning and said:
“Ah! Sorry.”
To. The. Chair. 😭
I’m starting to think I’m too polite for this life.
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🪑 Things I’ve Apologized To:
The wall
My bedframe
A door
My own phone after it fell 💀
AND once, I whispered “sorry” to NEPA after light came back 😭
😩 Me, When I Accidentally Step on My Charger:
> “I’m so sorry bro. Didn’t see you there.”
🫠 Am I Okay?
Because I’ll greet a random lizard like:
> “Ah, you dey here since? My bad.”
Or tell my phone “thank you” for charging fast like it’s doing me a favor.
📢 Question for You:
What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever apologized to or spoken to like it’s human?
Let’s be honest — I know I’m not alone. 😭
Drop yours, don’t be shy 👇🏽
#KonnectLaughs #SorryToObjects #LifeAsAPolitePerson #NigerianPoliteness #IAmNotOkayFr #HumorTherapy #RelatableContent
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96 days agoI hit my leg on the chair this morning and said:
“Ah! Sorry.”
To. The. Chair. 😭
I’m starting to think I’m too polite for this life.
---
🪑 Things I’ve Apologized To:
The wall
My bedframe
A door
My own phone after it fell 💀
AND once, I whispered “sorry” to NEPA after light came back 😭
---
😩 Me, When I Accidentally Step on My Charger:
> “I’m so sorry bro. Didn’t see you there.”
---
🫠 Am I Okay?
Because I’ll greet a random lizard like:
> “Ah, you dey here since? My bad.”
Or tell my phone “thank you” for charging fast like it’s doing me a favor.
---
📢 Question for You:
What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever apologized to or spoken to like it’s human?
Let’s be honest — I know I’m not alone. 😭
Drop yours, don’t be shy 👇🏽
---
#KonnectLaughs #SorryToObjects #LifeAsAPolitePerson #NigerianPoliteness #IAmNotOkayFr #HumorTherapy #RelatableContent