I Dressed to Oppress, But Life Had Other Plans 😂

You see this life ehn… just be humble. Because one day I dressed like hot cake, only for life to humble me publicly. Make I gist you 👇

That day, I wore my finest outfit — you know the one you keep for “special oppressional occasions”? 😌

Perfume? Sprayed.

Hair? Brushed like say I dey go interview with Dangote.

Mirror told me: “Omo you too fine today.”

I believed it.

As I waka enter bus stop, heads dey turn. One guy even whisper, “This one no be from here.”

I just dey blush like goat wey dem praise before slaughter 🙈

Entered keke.

Driver said, “Bring your money.”

Me: “No wahala, I get.”

Opened my bag with confidence…

Na biscuit, comb and old receipt full inside 😭

My ATM card dey house.

My phone don off.

Even my pride commot.

I look the driver with soft voice:

“Oga abeg, I go pay you later.”

Before he reply, one small girl for corner shout:

“Aunty no get money!”

Dear God. Why me?

If life don ever humble you in public, drop “😂💔” and share your own story below.

Let’s laugh through the pain together jare!