1. I thought I was rich… until I checked my account balance.
My money said “peekaboo” and vanished. 🫠
2. You ever check your balance and start doing math like:
“Wait, who sent money to Jumia?! Oh… that was me.” 😭
3. The worst part? It’s not even bad spending.
It’s rice, airtime, transport, and vibes. 💀
4. Budgeting is cute… until the bills show up like:
“Surprise, babe 😘 pay me.”
5. But somehow… we still survive.
Still soft life-ing on a noodles budget.
6. One day, we’ll laugh about this while booking first-class flights.
Today, we just laugh and eat garri with confidence. 🥲
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💬 When last did your account balance give you emotional damage?
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6 hrs ago1. I thought I was rich… until I checked my account balance.
My money said “peekaboo” and vanished. 🫠
2. You ever check your balance and start doing math like:
“Wait, who sent money to Jumia?! Oh… that was me.” 😭
3. The worst part? It’s not even bad spending.
It’s rice, airtime, transport, and vibes. 💀
4. Budgeting is cute… until the bills show up like:
“Surprise, babe 😘 pay me.”
5. But somehow… we still survive.
Still soft life-ing on a noodles budget.
6. One day, we’ll laugh about this while booking first-class flights.
Today, we just laugh and eat garri with confidence. 🥲
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💬 When last did your account balance give you emotional damage?