There is a specific type of person who opens KonnectNG and says "let me just check what is happening real quick." That person is a liar. Not a bad person. A sweet, well-meaning, completely delusional liar. Because KonnectNG does not do quick. The algorithm knows things about you that your mother does not know. It knows when you are bored. It knows what makes you laugh. It knows you cannot resist a good Lagos pepper soup argument even when you are supposed to be sleeping. You came to post one update. Now you are watching a full video of someone's wedding that you were not invited to, feeling emotions, clapping for people you do not know, genuinely invested in whether the bride's aunty will behave herself during the reception. You came online for two minutes. Forty minutes later you are still here. Warm. Comfortable. Completely betraying every plan you had for the evening. The worst part is you will close the app, open it again thirty seconds later without even knowing why. Your thumb has made a separate agreement with KonnectNG that your brain was not consulted about. We are all victims. We are all happy. 😭😂 Tag someone who always says "I'm just checking quickly" and never means it. 👇🔥
