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😨 I Saw an Aboki Use Jazz to Steal a Man’s Manhood in Abuja — Until I Found Out the Truth
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98 days agoThis life no balance o 😩
I swear I’m still shaking as I write this...
So I was in Wuse 2, Abuja, chilling with my guy when we saw this Aboki man in white kaftan. He was just moving mad — touching guys and they start shouting:
> “My thing don disappear! My thing don vanish ooo!”
One fine big man, with gold chain and all, was walking confidently. The Aboki touched him slightly and BOOM — the man fell to his knees screaming:
> “Ahhh! My joystick is gone!! Somebody help me!!!” 😭😭😭
People gathered, shouting:
> “Catch am! Him dey collect manhood!! Ritualist!!”
I saw one stubborn guy (looked like a soldier) try to confront the Aboki…
Next thing, he also started shouting:
> “Ahh! My preeq! My preeq!!” 😱
At that point I wanted to faint.
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We chased the Aboki like madmen.
One woman even removed her slippers and joined the chase barefoot 😭
Market women were praying in tongues.
But just as we cornered the guy near a Keke stand, someone screamed:
> “🎬 CUT!!! That’s perfect!”
I was confused. CUT what?
Suddenly, a boom mic came down from the tree.
Camera crew came out of nowhere. Someone yelled:
> “Director say we go use that last take for the final scene.”
Turns out… it was a MOVIE SHOOT.
A skit. A film. Na acting.
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Bro, I nearly cry.
I had already called my mum to say goodbye. 😭
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> 🤣 Moral of the story:
If you ever see an Aboki man touching people in town… wait 5 seconds before running. E fit be film. E fit be jazz. Life na dice 🎲