I decided to start jogging because people said, “Health is wealth.” 😭😂 Very early this morning, I wore my sports clothes, tied my shoes tight, and stepped outside feeling like an athlete. As I started running, one dog from nowhere looked at me and joined. At first I felt happy. I thought the dog wanted to support my fitness journey. 😂 Two minutes later, the dog started barking aggressively. That was when I realized this was no longer exercise… this was survival. 😭 I ran faster than WiFi. One old man selling newspaper shouted, “Don’t stop! You’re winning!” 😂 Another woman clapped for me like I was in marathon competition. By the time I escaped, I was breathing like generator that needs servicing. 😭 Now tell me why, after all that running, I still came back home and drank cold Coke with meat pie. So what exactly was the jogging for? 😂